December 2011
236 posts
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Call Me Calvin, The Alchemist: Ladies & Gentlemen,... →
urethrafranklin:
Michelle Bachmann: “Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and…
christinaaguilerasboobs:
omg imagine if jizz was nutella
Just decided what my grad work is gonna be about!
My mom remarking on the weather:
“maybe the temperatures are going to drop.”
As in many temperatures.
ALL of the temperatures.
Dear god I need to get back to Santa Cruz.
My best friend got a ninja turtle onesie for...
I have never been so jealous in my life.
Let there be light!
shitmystudentswrite:
The Enlightenment started when Einstein invented the light bulb. Until then people could not work long enough to figure things out because it got dark too early.
I met the coolest old Asian man today.
He told me he was getting close to 80 years old.
But he’s a writer and a sculptor.
He gave me his card.
He’s totally into Eastern medicine and stuff and we talked about writing.
I really want to start writing again.
It was just one of those people I’m never going to forget meeting.
