January 2011
21 posts
Grow weed, fly to the top in our underwear because its hot outside.
– April
December 2010
31 posts
NYC is amazing!
But I forgot my camera cord… so pictures will be up when i get back!
laughinacorner asked: zombie cupcakes?! yes please.
Just so excited to get a chance to save the day :)
-So I call my dad on my step-mom's phone.-
Me: Hey Dad, could you look around the living room for my phone? I'll call it right now.
Dad: Sure honey.
-We hang up and I call my phone. He doesn't pick it up.-
-Dad calls me back.-
Dad: Call it again, I heard it but I didn't find it.
Me: Oh its ok, I'll find it when I get home, I just wanted to make sure it was there.
Dad: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah, I'll be home in like ten minutes.
-A little more back and forth ensues, and finally...
Dad: I'll just call it with my phone! Ha-HA!
-Click-
Me: Hello?
I love Christmas don't get me wrong but
I feel like I’ve been beaten over the head with one too many whimsical forest creatures with a quaint little smile plastered across its face, so I’m just going to take a deep breath and step outside the bustling herd of the holiday obsessed if you don’t mind.
I’ve just been reading a pretty good book and it’s kind of like The Giver or Brave New World in that...
I am still so naïve; I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please,...
– Plath (via loveyourchaos)
Okay so it seems the world is obsessed with violet eyes. Apparently Elizabeth Taylor had naturally violet eyes and about one in like 2000 people are born with violet eyes.
-don’t quote me on that-
But I just think that is an insanely high number of people and I have never actually seen it myself. This is a pic of violet colored contacts, but this picture is a poor example I guess. Just...
So my friend almost passed out after maybe four bowls? Scared the shit out of me. She was spinning and spinning and then she stopped and just fell over. She said she was super dizzy. And she could barely walk. How is that possible though? Mind bottling.
sanayaforbes:
crazyshannon:
making pop songs funny :)
Shannon, this is freakin awesome. THANK YOU!
(Reblogged for Quibs, Mel and Danica. Tehehe)
“just go procreate with yourself” -HA
Chai tea. That is all.
I just want to get out of here and make a life somewhere else. My friend has been asking me to think about school in Seattle with her. It seems pretty nice there. I just want to leave my comfort zone and build something I can call my own. But I would also want to go alone. Just an idea I toy with sometimes.
Just so I can wrap my head around this.
She’s been having three months worth of severe lower abdominal pain that comes in debilitating waves of frustration and anxiety until tomorrow morning when they are going to be searching for either pelvic inflammatory disease or endometriosis, and hopefully she’ll get some answers.
I called her up and had to put the phone on mute to keep from bawling my eyes out like an idiot as she...
suicide is the third leading cause of death for...
Everythings just peachy.
I finally decide I don’t care about you anymore and then you gotta go and get sick and need surgery! FUCK.
The inner ear is really gross looking.
Like a snail alien that is attached to the insides of our heads, sucking away all the sound waves we come across.
college teachers, man
Some of them are really really good! I love the types of teachers who are badass when they have to be but are completely chill and entertaining at the same time. And you find yourself learning a ton, because you respect them.
And then there are those teachers that let you know they’ve published volumes and are far superior to you in every way on the first day. And I always love to call...
Please just let me hate you.
Every time I hear something about you it just frustrates me. And I wish that was enough to make me give up on you. I am sick of everything that you do, everything you say, everybody you are with, and every picture you are in. But I still care about you.
This just has to be done.
I’ve been in a bit of a funk lately. It kind of makes me nervous to write about this but I just really need to just purge the past few months out of my mind so I can attempt to deal with it, label it, identify with it, and move on. Hopefully.
It all started a few weeks ago when I saw a cross with some flowers on the side of the road on my way to school. I hadn’t heard about any...